Looked out the back window and saw the five lousy bums who ate all of my tulips. These guys and the rest of their herd hang out in the fields behind our house but take occasional side trips into our yard to munch on shrubs and lovely spring flowers. I have one tulip standing out of a hundred. I used to put shavings of Irish Spring soap around the tulips, but this year I didn't, and the deer had a feast. Good thing the deer don't like daffodils or hyacinth or I'd be moving.
